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RE: The Excuse Game! - 1/18/2010 11:32:37 PM   
trinigirl722


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OK, hired!

Oh, wait I can't do that because I can't hire myself ... OK, well ....

Will somebody please give me the job of my dreams?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 1/25/2010 11:41:52 PM   
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not unless you've been dreaming about getting my yard ready for spring.

Somebody please rush over with some pork chow mien.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 1/26/2010 11:36:48 AM   
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I would like to but I don't have the power to do so.

Someone be me for a week so I can actually get some down time please!


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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/5/2010 2:27:18 AM   
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But if I were you, and you were off getting down time, who would be me?

Would someone please volunteer to warm up my lunch in the microwave for me? I'm kind of hungry.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/5/2010 3:36:58 PM   
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I can't heat up your lunch, then mine would get cold umpteen states away!!


I need someone to help me with my taxes.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/5/2010 10:38:11 PM   
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I'd like to help, but math gives me headaches.

Someone vacuum my area rugs please.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/6/2010 3:23:03 AM   
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I would, but we're having a kind of busy night at work tonight. Snow falls so silently, but it sure can make alarms go off!

Please fix everyone's electricity so we can stop having to call them in the middle of the night to tell them that their electricity is out. Or else convince the higher ups in my company that it's okay not to call people when their power goes out in the middle of the night.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/7/2010 8:38:06 PM   
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I can't because I'm not an electrician. I'd probably just make things worse.

Will someone please do my housecleaning for me?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/9/2010 7:29:39 AM   
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I would but my back is hurting from shoveling snow every day!


Can you file my stacks of paperwork?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/9/2010 11:07:00 PM   
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sure, if u mean file em in the garbage.

go to churchrater.com and rate your church.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/10/2010 8:20:22 PM   
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Well, you see, my fingers cramp up every time I type the letter "c" so I can't at the moment.


Would you kindly pour a glass of Coke for me?

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/11/2010 12:41:29 AM   
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I would, but I don't have any Coke in the house.

Would you help me pick out some new sweaters?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/14/2010 12:48:54 AM   
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Sure, if you'll pay for them and then give them to me. I'd like some new sweaters.

Come watch Driving Miss Daisy with me. My dh got it for me for Valentines and I brought it to work to watch between alarms.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/14/2010 7:45:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Annie64

Sure, if you'll pay for them and then give them to me. I'd like some new sweaters.

Come watch Driving Miss Daisy with me. My dh got it for me for Valentines and I brought it to work to watch between alarms.


LOL! How do you know we're the same size??!!

Sorry, no Driving Miss Daisy; I've already seen it; a good movie but kind of slow.

Will someone give me a recipe for good quiche?
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/17/2010 2:14:15 PM   
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I would, but I'm allergic to thinking about eggs.

please put some fertilizer on my rose bushes.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/17/2010 2:57:03 PM   
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I would, but my sewer is too full and I have to help the plumbers clean it out... Wait! Idea.....!

*****(Just kidding about the sewer thing...)

I have to write this paper by tomorrow night, but I really don't have the motivation. Give me a pep talk, please!
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/18/2010 1:45:47 PM   
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can't - just gave you advice on how to avoid doing it on another thread and don't want to contradict myself.

give me a pep talk on doing chores
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/18/2010 3:52:32 PM   
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would like to but I have nothing for my self in that area.....

Help me stay awake...can't keep my eyes open I have to head to the mall still after work and walk with a friend.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/20/2010 5:43:51 AM   
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You've heard of the blind leading the blind? Well, if I were to try to keep you awake, it would be a case of the sleepy waking up the sleepy. I've been struggling to keep my eyes open, too!

Come to my work and play some good Contemporary Christian Music to keep me awake.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/20/2010 7:21:38 AM   
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Hi Annie64 and still4gvn

Sorry, but they don't allow you to play Contemporary Christian Music at work. It is on page 145, paragraph 1b in the employee handbook.

Help me paint my room.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/20/2010 8:29:07 PM   
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I would but I'm allergic to house paint.

Someone help me prioritze my to-do list and help me NOT want to relax and watch T.V. tonight.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/21/2010 3:17:28 AM   
Annie64


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Sure, right after I prioritize my own to do list and then do everything on it, which I'll do after relaxing a while longer. Maybe.

Somebody give my new co-worker some extra tutoring so they don't fire her for not learning quickly enough, like they did the last one.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/21/2010 11:54:22 PM   
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I would, but I have a feeling I probably know next to nothing about your profession, so I think it would be a waste of time.

Somebody come clean my apartment for me, please.
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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/22/2010 2:16:15 AM   
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I would, but I'm at work and my boss might not like it.

Somebody come heat up my soup in the microwave.

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RE: The Excuse Game! - 2/24/2010 12:11:56 AM   
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I would, but my pinkie hurts.

Someone come get me away from this computer so I can get some shuteye!
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